Inā makemake nā moa, e male lākou me kekahi bipi. No laila ua hoʻokō kēia kanaka i ko lākou makemake a pau. Manaʻo ʻoe he naʻaupō loa nā brunettes? ʻAʻole, he uʻi lākou, ʻike wau i ko lākou mau maka. Waiwai pakahi lakou i kanaka, e like me ka bipi. ʻO ka lita o ka waiū i ka lā ka mea maʻamau no lākou! Ua hahau au i kela mau kahu waiu me he mea la e hu'i lakou e like me na baluna!
He mea paʻi kiʻi ʻino, ka paparazzi. Komo mai i loko o ka lanai a kokoke e hoʻokomo i ka lens i loko o ka ʻiʻo o ka moa. A e moe ana ʻo ia ma laila me ka noʻonoʻo ʻana, "No ke aha lā kaʻu kāne ʻaʻole e kamaʻilio? Malia paha he mea hoʻopunipuni. Shit, pono kaua e pani i na paku!