ʻO ia kaʻu makemake e pili ana i kēia hōkū, he uʻi ʻo ia, me nā umauma maikaʻi a me ka puʻu maʻemaʻe. Hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻike ua kāhiko maikaʻi ʻo ia a mahalo i nā mea kūʻai aku ʻaʻole wale no ke kālā. Inā male ʻoe i ka moa e like me ia, e lilo ʻoe i dumpling i loko o ka ʻaila ʻawaʻawa! Hanai mau a lawelawe. ʻO ka moa e like me ia e mālama iā ia iho, e noho i ka meaʻai, ʻaʻohe kālā i mālama ʻia no kāna mālama. Omo i ka protein ma ka hana a ua māʻona! A aloha ʻo ia i kāna kāne no nā mea a pau!
Maikaʻi naʻe, me he mea lā, ua ʻā wale nā ʻū i ka ʻauʻau, a ua mākaukau wau no ka hana! A ʻo ka ʻoluʻolu o kāna ʻuʻu ʻana mai iaʻu, no ke aha i hana ʻole ai ke kāne i kāna dick ma waena o kēlā mau tits nani ma hope o ka hana puhi? Ua nalo i kahi manawa maikaʻi. A ma ka moa e like me ke kuʻi ʻana, akā naʻe, laki ke kanaka. A he hemahema hou ma ka ʻaoʻao o ke kanaka - ua ʻike maopopo ʻia ka wehe ʻana o ka anus a noi i ka moa! A ʻaʻole i ʻike ke kanaka, ma muli paha o ka leʻaleʻa i nā manawa āpau i pani ai i kona mau maka?
ʻO wai ka mea ʻike?