ʻO ke ʻano o koʻu ʻike ʻana, ʻaʻole maikaʻi ka moa. ʻO ka ʻōpū i loko o nā ʻāpana ʻino, nā kaha kikoʻī ma kona ʻūhā, ka hoki lopsided. Koe na'e kona u'i nani. ʻAʻole hiki iaʻu ke haʻi iā ʻoe i ke ʻano o ke alo, akā hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻike i ke ʻano ʻino o kāna anus. No laila, ʻano nani ka waha hana o ka lede, ʻaʻohe mea ʻē aʻe!
Ha, ha - ʻo ia ke ʻano o ka ʻohana aʻu e hāʻawi pū ai i ka pus! Makemake ʻo ia i ka maiʻa, a ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o ka puaʻala ola, wela a momona! Ke haʻi mai nei kekahi mea iaʻu e hoʻohana mau kona kaikunāne iā ia a ʻo ka vid kahi ala e kaulana ai ʻo ia. No laila he aha, pono e mālama ʻia ka ʻīlio ma kona manamana wāwae i nā manawa a pau.
ʻO Chloe Cherry kona inoa.