A maikaʻi ke kaikamahine. ʻIke ʻo ia e paʻi ʻia ana ʻo ia e kahi pahupaʻiwikiō, hoʻāʻo ʻo ia e ʻoi aku ka hoʻowalewale, me ka uē nani. Kiʻi pinepine nā kāne i ka moekolohe ma ka pahupaʻikiʻi, a laila hōʻike pinepine ke kāne i ke kiʻiʻoniʻoni i kāna mau hoaaloha. Hoʻonui kēia i kāna helu ma ke ʻano he kāne kūleʻa. ʻAe, nā kaikamahine, lilo i mea makemake a i ka wā e hiki mai ana e ʻae pinepine e moe me kāna mau hoaaloha. Hoʻoponopono ka hope mua i kāna mau hana!
ʻAʻohe mea e ʻōlelo ai - maikaʻi ke kau ʻana i ke aliʻi wahine ma luna o kāu dick, manaʻo ʻoe he kanaka i ka manawa hoʻokahi! ʻO nā umauma he silicone maoli, akā nani lākou, a he haʻuki ke kino a pau. He wahine maikai, malama pono i kona kino. He mea maʻalahi ka hopena - inā makemake ʻoe i ka nānā ʻana o nā kāne - hele i ka hale haʻuki a me nā salona nani!
Kupaianaha na maka o kela bebe! He mea maikaʻi ke nānā aku iā ia me kāna moa i loko o kona waha e nānā ana i luna. A ua liʻiliʻi iki ka moa o kēia ʻulaʻula e kipa. Akā naʻe, ua huki ʻo ia i kāna ʻāpana pulu ma luna. ʻO nā umauma weliweli i kēia holoholona, ua ninini wau i kāna cum ma luna ona me ka hauʻoli!
♪ Aloha, e ka meli, e leka mai iaʻu a naʻu e hoʻokama iā ʻoe ♪