He kaikamahine ʻĪnia liʻiliʻi me ka puʻu maʻemaʻe a me ka dick nui ma luna o kahi paniolo! ʻO ia ka hui ʻana no ka hopena kiʻekiʻe a me ke komo ʻana. ʻO ka hoʻokani pila, ʻo wai ka mea ʻike, ma mua paha ua like ia. Ma hope o nā mea a pau, he mea hou nā conquistador keʻokeʻo i nā kaikamahine ʻAmelika, a ʻaʻohe ala i huki ʻole ʻia lākou e hoʻāʻo i ka dick keʻokeʻo no ka ʻono. Maikaʻi nā kāne, a hiki i ke ʻano ke hoʻokani i kēia ʻano pāʻani. ʻAʻole hiki iā mākou ke holo maoli e like me ia, a i ʻole pono mākou e hele i kahi mamao loa, ʻaʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke loaʻa ka nani o ia ʻano ma laila.
Makemake nā Hookers e lawelawe i nā mea kūʻai aku no ke kālā. ʻAʻole lākou manaʻo i ka mea a lākou e omo ai a pehea lākou e hoʻopaʻa ʻia ai. ʻO ka helehelena uʻi ka hōʻailona o ka uʻi. Makemake nā moa e kūʻai aku i ko lākou nani. A ʻo ka mea nui loa, ʻai lākou i ka cum ma hope o ʻeono. Ha-ha-ha!